OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I am always sarcastic. Sure, I might deliver a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, there's a deep well of sentiments. And sometimes, that well just runs empty, leaving me exhausted. That's when the reality sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be ba